January 17, 2012

dust rhino

I found a new creature in the house today!  it's a dust rhino.  there seems to be a family of them really.  they hide in the corners and under the large, heavy pieces of furniture.  there's probably a colony of them under my bed since I have hard wood floors in my room.  I had heard of the infamous "dust bunny" but really, the creatures in my home are too large for bunny status so rhino it is!

so today I am going on a hunting trip!  I am hunting the dust rhino into extinction or at the very least it will be an endangered species when I am done.  if you don't hear from me, send out a rescue party!

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