I found a new creature in the house today! it's a dust rhino. there seems to be a family of them really. they hide in the corners and under the large, heavy pieces of furniture. there's probably a colony of them under my bed since I have hard wood floors in my room. I had heard of the infamous "dust bunny" but really, the creatures in my home are too large for bunny status so rhino it is!
so today I am going on a hunting trip! I am hunting the dust rhino into extinction or at the very least it will be an endangered species when I am done. if you don't hear from me, send out a rescue party!
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